Popular Witty Good Morning One Liners
* Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.* 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
* I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
* A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
* Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..
* Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.
* The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
* Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
* The most important thing in my trust is you.
* Remember, half the people you know are below average.
* “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.
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