Funny & Hilarious WhatsApp Status
* When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..* Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
* I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
* Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
* I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
* Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet ...
* Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
* I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
* Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
* Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
* On the other hand...you have different fingers.
* Friction is a drag.
* I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
* Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
* You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
* Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
* I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
* A man is as young as the woman he feels.
* With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
* If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
* “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
* If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
* I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
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